Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The whole world is completely out of its mind

Just got back from grocery shopping and ooomg I am SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

Went to shop for a handful of baking stuff because I'm baking cookies for the Homies for Christmas, when this mad auntie started following me around.

She came up to me and said (everything in Chinese)
"Little girl, are you buying a lot of things today??"
I just said no, because I really wasn't.
Then she said
"Do you collect stamps?"

I was at Shop and Save, and you know they have this retarded sticker collection thing where you collect the stickers onto this card to get I don't know, some discount?

Ya she wanted those stickers.

Then she said "Nevermind nevermind, how about we combine groceries??"
I just ignored her.
Then she went to grab like, one can of longans and some pack of sauce?? and dumped them into MY grocery basket.
WTF.

Plus today I was gonna be taking quite awhile because I had to find some damn random stuff like Soft Brown Sugar and Golden Syrup, so gosh was it a bad day.

So she proceeded to following me EVERYWHERE I went, refusing to let me and her chances of getting a sticker out of her sight.
She was like 1m away from wherever I stood okay!!
Would you like some phantom shadowing you wherever you went?!

So when I finally got my stuff, which seemed like eternity with the mad woman coming around ever so often to comment about how expensive everything is, I went to the check outs.

I saw the shortest queue, so obviously I went there to queue.
And you know what that woman said???
"Eeeyer, don't go that queue. Malay one, not good."

WTF. SERIOUSLY. WTF.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

I ignored her, because I wasn't gonna waste my (precious) voice or think of a reply in Chinese just for her, so I just went there.

Then she pulled, PULLED, my basket to another queue which just happened to shorten.
Seriously?

Then when I was paying, I put her stuff infront so she won't I don't know, make me pay?
Then she said
"Aiya don't put mine first! Scan yours first la! Then if can get sticker don't need my groceries!"
I thought the whole point of this thing was to combine groceries?!
(Which I didn't even agree to hello.)

But anyway the (haha Chinese) cashier already scanned it in so she had to pay $3.40.
Then when I paid finish, the cashier handed me some free detergent thing for what I spent.
Then that woman said
"This one... Detergent leh. Wash clothes one. You got use meh???"

I just said I would give it to my mother.
Only then did she bugger off.

And the worst part is that when I was paying, my dad called to ask don't know la some unimportant question, so I said I'll call him back, and hung up.
Then when I called him back, he (as always) wasn't actually listening to what I was saying, so I had to freaking repeat everything I said twice.
(Really, eeeeveryfreakingthing)
And my throat is already hurting like shit la so I hung up again.

When I got home, my dad started going on and on and on and on and on (irritating right, just reading that) about how he doesn't understand why I couldn't talk to him during the first call, and that I have no reason to be worked up, and all that shit la.
You tell me how to talk to these kind of people???
Who only want you to hear what they have to say but don't even give a shit about what you have to say?

Don't know why I even bother talking to him.
Was so much easier grunting when I was voiceless.

OH YA.
Even when I was voiceless and had to whisper all the time (which hurt and actually tears vocal cords), he STILL didn't listen to anything I say.
So it goes like this
Dad asks some random question (like whether I ate lunch.)
I whisper my reply.
He doesn't listen.
He makes me repeat.

Tadah! Voiceless for a week.

-_-

K damn angry now.
Gonna take a shower, fill my tumbler with water, skip dinner and stay in my room.
Don't need to hear anymore "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY. DON'T HAVE TO BE ANGRY WHAT."
Ya that helps.
If I got flashed (which I did) and I got angry, I can totally picture him saying
"Aiya flashed only what! Angry for what! Didn't touch you right?? So no problem!"


Ridiculous.

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